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Ten Names I Would Use if I Were to Start A Punk Rock Band
By
Nick Ostdick, Jul 3, 2007
1. The Bum Gardeners
2. Sex Couch
3. When Tom Cruise Was Cool
4. The Seven Dwarfs (each member of the band would emulate one of the dwarfs complete with costuming and demeanor)
5. Animals with Guns
6. Steve and The Skidmarks
7. While the following isn’t a band name, I think it’s a good idea: a rock opera based on the life of Jonas Saulk, inventor of the Polio vaccine, currently titled Vaccinate This!
8. WMD (an acronym for Weapons of Mass Delusion)
9. Peter Cottonmouth
10. Supine Constipation
Nick Ostdick is a fiction writer from Chicago. He edits RAGAD, a literary broadside/online magazine of new writing. His works have appeared widely in such places as Word Riot, VerbSap, Identity Theory, THE2NDHAND, and elsewhere. Visit him at www.inthenickoftime.wordpress.com
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