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Jekwu Anyaegbuna is an alumnus of the prestigious Farafina Trust International Creative Writers’ Programme, facilitated by novelist Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie in Nigeria. He graduated from the University of Ilorin, and his work has been widely published in literary magazines in the United States and the UK including Orbis, Other Poetry, The Journal, Bow-Wow Shop, Eclectica Magazine, The Talon Magazine, Dark Lady Poetry, Asinine Poetry, Vox Poetica, Breadcrumb Scabs, Haggard and Halloo, New Black Magazine, Pattaya Poetry Review and elsewhere. Jekwu lives and works and writes in Lagos. He hates mosquitoes and sometimes wonders whether mosquitoes are domestic or wild animals.


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Pump

Jekwu Anyaegbuna



Our house is where women come to get pregnant.

Men also visit to restore strength to their manhood.

Papa smiles whenever he learns of a woman’s irregular and painful menstruation. He beats his chest and says the woman will come and consult him, or she will end up with fibroids that chew pregnancies. He claims he has the cure to fibroids, that he will give the woman a “pump” to evacuate the rubbish that obstructs pregnancies. He even assures his patients of a hundred percent success rate, no surgery involved.

Pump, which Papa has trained my mother to use very well, looks like a baby’s feeding-bottle. It has a hard, pointed mouth like the beak of a bird. Papa pours a purgative concoction into it; then he lets my mother take charge of the operation. First, she ensures the pump contains the concoction in the right quantity, and then calls the patient into the theatre, which is the bedroom where my parents gave birth to their twelve children. The room has a flat mattress mottled by dried drops of blood. Two calabashes of pulverised herbs hang on the wall. The rest of the floor is occupied by bunches of roots and different kinds of dry leaves. This same room serves as the pharmacy, labour room and consulting room. We sleep in it on nights when there are no patients—my parents on the mattress, and the children on the mat or bare floor. The corridor, where we keep our clothes, doubles as the outpatient department. In this suburb of Lagos where we live, a family of many members occupies only one room. Our neighbours grumble about the constant influx of visitors. But Papa always asks the most vociferous complainant among them, a man whose gonorrhoea Papa regularly treats, if he can afford hospital bills.

Papa stays outside when my mother pumps into women. He says men are his job, and my mother owns the women. I hang around the door in case my mother needs anything, and I lift the shabby curtain just a little as she asks her patients to crouch like monkeys and dogs, pushes the pump into their oesophagi, pressing its base to empty the concoction into their guts. Whenever the queue gets too long, she calls a batch of five women into the theatre to pump them all at once, to reduce the waiting period. The women complain of severe stomach pains, saying they purge for days. But Papa, with the look of an expert on his face, says the pains are the signs of a complete cure ahead. “When a nurse in a government hospital gives you an injection, does it not pain?” he has always asked.

I know a few women who have become pregnant. I know those who have lost their babies during childbirth. I have also seen some women die on the mattress, a situation Papa blames on evil babies or electricity failure because some operations are performed with candlelight. I equally know women who have succeeded though, smiling home with their babies—a good advertisement for Papa’s traditional medical practice.

My elder sister has been married for two years, but she finds it very difficult to become pregnant. Today she comes to see us. Her husband, a roadside mechanic, is with her. The man complains to Papa that he wants children. I watch as Papa stares up at the ceiling, thinking. He then advises his son-in-law to borrow money and take his wife to a gynaecologist in a government hospital, although my mother waits at the door, ready.





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